South Carolina would possibly rename their mascot ‘Cock Commander,’ however now we have another concepts

Each now and again we’re hit with some severe mascot drama within the sports activities world, and now it’s discovered its solution to South Carolina. The Gamecocks are being compelled to vary the identify of their longstanding mascot Sir Massive Spur attributable to disputes between the prior homeowners of the rooster and the brand new homeowners.

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Sir Massive Spur, pictured right here trying terrified whereas Shane Beamer gives him for sacrifice, is being rebranded earlier than the beginning of the season and there are already some superb names being being voted on over at The State. Naturally the present vote chief is absolute perfection, however one thing tells me the college can be too afraid to make this one everlasting.

The world may not be prepared for “Cock Commander,” however there are some actually nice options right here. Cluck Norris is clearly very robust, however listed below are another concepts we got here up with that would actually assist South Carolina out.

• Mom Clucker
• Cocky McCockface
• Swole Cock (okay not this)
• Basic Tso
• Cockovan (Pronounced like coq au vin)
• Captain Combhead
• Massive Toe Joe
• Gamey the offended fowl
• Flapper
• Shreddy the preventing cock though we’re contractually obligated to remind followers that preventing animals is each unlawful and morally incorrect
• Mr. Grumpy Rooster
• Scratchy

In case you use any of those we’re good South Carolina. If not, simply don’t decide one thing boring please.